Seriously? Who Picks Up a Date Midway Through a Card Game?

Also known as: Sure, let's play cards, but don't make a move on your bro, okay?! [Two Male Leads + Bottom POV + Card-Based Powers + Chasing the Ex to the Crematorium] (A slick, scheming playboy top × a pure-hearted, loyal bottom) A silly, no-brain story Gu En's parents died when he was young, and he ended up in an orphanage. Ever since he could remember, he’d had a card by his side. But then those evil capitalists tried to buy the land the orphanage stood on! As an adult, Gu En decided to earn enough money to buy the orphanage and repay the director for taking him in. Money, money, money! Let's go! I'll use money to protect my "home." But making money is so hard! Luckily, there was a way out! Aha! By a twist of fate, Gu En landed a high-paying job at a luxury car dealership and became partners with Xu Moyu. Counting money every day was such a joy~ Wait, why did he need a partner? And why was this partner so handsome, tall, and flirtatious, always putting his hands on him? Gu En: No way! But when Gu En had nowhere to go, Xu Moyu took him in. Gu En: Wow, bro, you're so nice. I'll definitely repay you! Xu Moyu: Be good, sweetheart. I'll be waiting for you to repay me by giving yourself to me. … Little scene: "Senior Xu Moyu, the old guy at the dealership told us to get along and be good bros!" Xu Moyu (smiling politely and nodding): "Of course." N days later... "Get off me, Xu Moyu! We're good bros!" Xu Moyu (eagerly): "Hm? Sweetheart?" Gu En (struggling desperately, voice breaking as he cries): "I'm not pure anymore!" Xu Moyu: "Shh! Be good, sweetheart. Let your big brother take care of you."