The Simp's Guide to Winning His Husband Back

[Two male leads + showbiz + comedy + devoted pursuit + sweet romance + livestreaming + absurd humor + playing the pig to eat the tiger]

Help! What do I do if I've been bound to a devoted-lover System?

Han Qing is a veteran simp.

After being reborn, he gets bound to a devoted-lover System all over again.

His target is Pei Jingmo, heir to the Pei family.

To complete the System's conquest missions, he starts arguing with everyone and embarks on a shameless career as a lovesick puppy.

“Han Qing, did you know Pei Jingmo has a mental illness?”

Han Qing chuckled. “What a coincidence. So do I!”

“Han Qing, what do you like about Pei Jingmo?”

Han Qing: “He's great in bed and clingy!”

A white figure shot through the crowd like an arrow loosed from a bow. Amid everyone's screams, he slid to a kneeling stop at Pei Jingmo's feet at a speed of 80 kilometers per second.

[Host, next, follow the script provided by the System and make a heartfelt confession to Pei Jingmo. It should be deeply moving, heart-wrenching, and anguished. Pound your chest and shed 16 tears of pain.]

“…”

Han Qing blinked. “Why don't you just kill me? And 16 tears? Who wrote this crap? What kind of idiot came up with it?”