Dinosaur Island: Leveling Up, Big Brother, Spare Me!

A modern-day wage slave who'd spent decades clawing his way through life got laid off in one fell swoop and went home to lie flat. One day, after staying up all night gaming, he fell asleep and discovered a dragon-selection screen had suddenly appeared.

Xiao Hanbao: “I'm a man, so of course I'll choose the mightiest one, the Tyrannosaurus rex!”

Roar! Roar! Roar! Dinosaur calls echoed from every direction.

Xiao Hanbao: “Huh, this dream feels pretty real.”

Some dinosaur big brother: “Hey, little bro, what are you doing here? Trying to steal our meat or something?”

Xiao Hanbao: “Who are you, big guy? You're still acting so tough in my dream?”

Grrr!

Xiao Hanbao: “It really hurts! Spare me, big brother!”