Fortune-Telling: I Burn Incense in the Dorm, and My Roommates Think I'm a Master

(Not your traditional fortune-telling or feng shui. This is all about luck!) After an accident, Zhou Yi inherited an ancient legacy: the Heavenly Secrets Art, which let him control every kind of fortune in the world. From then on, Zhou Yi opened a fortune-telling shop. One day, a man in his fifties came in with his thirty-year-old son. Zhou Yi said, “Your son was a child prodigy who could have gone to Tsinghua or Peking University. Because of your ignorance, he only got into a second-tier university!” The old man: ... Zhou Yi continued, “Your son could have studied abroad on a government scholarship. Because of your ignorance, he stayed in the country!” The old man: … Zhou Yi went on, “Your son asked you to buy a home in the capital, but not only did you refuse, you got a reporter to expose him online. Now you can’t afford one, can you?” The old man: … Zhou Yi said, “Your son had a high-paying job lined up, but you made him work in a factory just to save face!” The old man: ... Zhou Yi concluded, “Your family’s ancestral graves have given off green smoke four times, and every time, you snuffed it out with your own hands!”