Fortune-Telling: A Wisp of Green Smoke Has Been Recalled from Your Family Tomb!

(Not your traditional fortune-telling or feng shui. This is all about luck!) After an accident, Zhou Yi inherited an ancient legacy: the Heavenly Secrets Art, which let him control every kind of fortune in the world.

From then on, Zhou Yi opened a fortune-telling shop.

One day, a man in his fifties came in with his thirty-year-old son.

Zhou Yi said, “Your son was a child prodigy who could have gone to Tsinghua or Peking University. Because of your ignorance, he only got into a second-tier university!”

The old man: ...

Zhou Yi continued, “Your son could have studied abroad on a government scholarship. Because of your ignorance, he stayed in the country!”

The old man: …

Zhou Yi went on, “Your son asked you to buy a home in the capital, but not only did you refuse, you got a reporter to expose him online. Now you can’t afford one, can you?”

The old man: …

Zhou Yi said, “Your son had a high-paying job lined up, but you made him work in a factory just to save face!”

The old man: ...

Zhou Yi concluded, “Your family’s ancestral graves have given off green smoke four times, and every time, you snuffed it out with your own hands!”