[Two male protagonists and two strong men | Main attack | Falling in love and killing each other | Interstellar version of "The Seven Year Itch" (strange, it's seven hundred years!)]
(Crazy and crazy, the attack on the year × abstinence, Yin Stallion, beauty, rape and misery)
When Yin Yan woke up, he found that he had overslept - he had slept for more than seven hundred years, sleeping directly from the end of the world to the interstellar age.
Inherited the billions of family fortune left by his father? No time to care. I heard that Ji Chen, the "love brother" who deceived him into losing his pants, is still alive?
"Fuck! Locate the coordinates of the fucking starship, I'm going to blow up his grave!"
Unexpectedly, Boss Ji, the legendary murderer and the most wanted criminal in the Star Alliance, is now becoming a Buddhist boss in his own bar with a face that confuses all living beings.
Until one day, an eyewitness said:
Ji Chen was pinned down on the sofa by a pretty boy and nibbled on him until the end of his eyes turned red. His former sinister and bossy persona was reduced to rubbish, and he was still moaning?
"!!!" The whole star's jaw dropped in shock.
Yin Yan (tramples Ji Chen's wine glass to pieces): "Back then, you took my video and posted it on the Interstellar Network. Today, I'll let you try what it means to live broadcast on the entire network!"
Ji Chen (clasps his wrist with his backhand): "Little ancestor, it's been seven hundred years, and you still care about that grudge between bed and bed?"
Yin Yan (explosive): "Is that grudge? That is the history of blood and tears of an innocent boy who was deceived!"
——Later, the whole universe was watching this pair of living treasures:
In the past, there was a madman carrying a mortar and chasing the villain, and in the latter, there was a beautiful man who tied the person into a rice dumpling with his backhand.
What about the promised revenge? Why did he roll onto the same bed in the middle of a fight?
The author said: Don't ask, the question is that interstellar love does not distinguish first come first served, only who takes off whose mecha first.