Someone posted online asking: “I'm a high school graduate applying to a cultivation program, but my parents don't recommend majoring in sword cultivation. I really love the feeling of flying on a sword, especially after watching the recruitment videos from various colleges. It looks so cool. Any advice?” I replied seriously: “Thanks for the invite. I'm at a sword cultivation academy. My senior brother loves his sword like a wife, my senior sister is hopelessly lovesick, and my master is being forced into a romance by his disciples. The academy is doomed. I recommend choosing another major.” People cracked up in the comments and said I was taking the joke too seriously. I was confused. I really am a sword cultivator. So I explained further: “It's true! If you don't believe me, I'll post a picture.” They still didn't believe me. They said my photo-editing skills were too good, and even turned my reply into a comedy video that got a million views. It hurts. Why won't anyone believe me?
