Villain, Stop Flirting, the Host Is Not Straight

Name: Villain, Stop Flirting, the Host Is Not Straight
Author: Instant Noodles with Two Eggs

反派别撩了，宿主他不直的

by Instant Noodles with Two Eggs (泡面加两蛋)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 213k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Two Male Protagonists
Audience: Female
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Stats

5.8Score

96Chapters

Synopsis

[Two male protagonists + quick wear + double cleansing + sweet pet + micro heartthrob] When Lu Jiao was about to die, he was bound to a "first wife" system, requiring him to play those miserable first wives. After reading the script, Lu Jiao asked, "Why is my partner a man?" He is a straight man! So he tore up the script, determined not to have anything to do with the male protagonist, and he also met a good brother. Although the system says he is a villain, a good brother is gentle and kind and takes care of others. Wait, we are just good brothers, why should we put our hands on his waist! Why do you keep looking at his mouth! Go away! World 1: The wronged first wife chases his wife at the crematorium The system wants him to tangle with the male protagonist, help the woman raise the child, and he will not live to be thirty! Don't do it! They finally got divorced, but the paranoid villain behind them kept pressing closer. When Lu Jiao tried to escape, he wrapped his arms around his waist and stared at him sinisterly: "You can do whatever you want, but you can't leave me." No, let go of your hand and talk about what you have to say! World 2: The cannon fodder original wife in the male protagonist's story The cannon fodder was sacrificed to the mountain god and died as soon as he appeared. Lu Jiao was very satisfied with the workload, but he was rescued inexplicably and was targeted by the villain Ghost King. No, just talk, why are you biting your ears? … Gay men are so scary. Lu Jiao begged the system to give him a normal script. Finally, he got a senior sister who is fragrant but not too soft. Can the villain stop staring at her? He has a senior sister! What, the senior sister is the villain's doppelganger! Lu Jiao: fainted He doesn't resist anymore, the villain treats him well anyway.

Reader comments

I really like Sweet Love. I don't know why so few people have rated it. Maybe it's because it's new and not many people have watched it. The first world also has a small dark room, the writing is okay, and the emotional development is relatively fast. Jiaojiao has a very cool personality, he is not silly and sweet, and he really loves the villain. It feels so good to be slapped in the face like this. Scumbags, please go to hell and ask Jiaojiao to smash their faces! ! ! ! Because I haven't read it for a while, I kind of forgot about it, mainly because I wanted to stock up on articles (I only read the first world at that time, and the second world was not finished yet) [Love][Flowing Kiss][Shy][Flowing Kiss][Love][Shy][Flowing Kiss][Love][Flowing Kiss][Love][Flowing Kiss][Shy][Blowing Kiss][Love ][Shy][Blowing kiss][Shy][Flowing kiss][Shy][Flowing kiss][Love][Flowing kiss][Love][Shy][Flowing kiss][Love][Flowing kiss][Love][Love][Shy][Flowing kiss][Love][Love][Flowing kiss][Shy][Love][Love][Shy][Blowing kiss][Blowing kiss]
6 likes1y ago
So far, I think it looks very good and very appetizing. Aren't you the silly, sweet and pretty type, the upright type who is a bit rebellious but also pays attention to details? I can't tell you exactly, but in short I like it very much, and I hope Shou can keep this setting in the future.
6 likes1y ago
The author writes well in big letters. I love you so much. I am crazy about you. I am crazy about you. I hit a big wall for you. [Send my heart] [Send my heart] (I would like to ask, is the author's avatar in big letters like Huang Zihongfan? I don't mean anything else. It's either ky or I found that the author I like is the same as me (✪▽✪)) (If you are presumptuous, think I didn't say it)
5 likes1y ago
It's very interesting. I hope the author won't give up on this book. I also wish the author will get rich every year and save money every month [Blow a kiss][Flow a kiss][Blow a kiss]
4 likes2y ago
Looks good, very appetizing
3 likes2y ago
I came so early and no one was watching! Ahhhhh, I like it so much, please continue to update www
3 likes2y ago
It's super invincible and beautiful. Don't give up, author! Fire is just a matter of time
3 likes2y ago
So beautiful♥(｡￫v￩｡)♥ Love it, love it
2 likes2y ago
Really great, super friendly to control
2 likes2y ago
Very good, very in line with my hobbies
1y ago
Yes, but I like sweets. The protagonist's relationship can be sweet, but other scumbags are too sadistic.
1y ago

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