With a Crowbar in My Left Hand and a Pistol in My Right Hand, I Am the Strongest Modern Ghost Slayer.

"I have a sword that can open the gates of heaven, defeat thousands of armies, and kill the Nine Netherworlds!" "It's really nice, but how do you get a crowbar?" "The Holy Sword of Physics is also a sword!" … Wenqu: A gentleman loves money and takes it in a proper way. It means I like money and it makes sense for me to take it away. Do you understand? Weird: Help, I have never seen such a shameless Confucian scholar. … "Other Confucian scholars can summon thousands of troops with a wave of their pen. How do you summon modern special operations forces?" "It's just keeping pace with the times." "Other Confucian scholars draw pictures of mountains, rivers, and the country to suppress weirdness. How can you draw a nuclear bomb design?" "A junior student studying science." "Jie Jie Jie, you weirdos, come and feel the warmth from male Confucian students in science and engineering, Dongfeng Express!"