Fang Shen is a mermaid!
She transmigrates to the twenty-first century and becomes the contract wife of the Eighth Li Family!
Faced with a mom who could pass for a kappa detector, a stepsister like a scavenger fish, and a princess of the roadside greenery,
Fang Shen throws her head back and laughs.
“My family may be small, but we’ve got all five poisons!”
Faced with the domineering CEO who’s both Eight Li and Eight He, along with his unattainable first love,
she gives a disdainful snort:
“Wow, the Eighth Li Family!”
Faced with the CEO’s baffling confidence, as if his brain were wrapped in a thick layer of something,
she says with the concern of someone dealing with a teenage edgelord:
“There are people with two legs and one dick everywhere!”
“You’re so confident! Did you lose your legs?! Or your dick?!”
To escape the world of crazy CEOs and crazier women,
she accepts a suggestion to work at an island asylum as a mental patient.
At last, the vast, boundless island welcomes its true king!
“Something’s wrong, Mr. Lu! The madam jumped into the sea!!”
“Today’s headlines: Mrs. Lu of the Lu Group allegedly jumped to her death over heartbreak and mental health problems!!”
“Coming up! Our crew is following Mr. Lu to the island to report on the details!”
The TV host arrives on the island in a menacing procession with Mr. Lu and his first love!
But while they’re aboard the yacht, they spot an unidentified figure swimming breaststroke right in front of them!
“Ahhh! Is that the madam?!”
“The madam is actually, actually a beautiful mermaid?! I’m swooning~”
“So that’s why you look so different now. You’re not even human?!”
In the warm, dry basement, the domineering CEO Lu Zhaoci flashes a seductive smile!
“I was actually a beautiful mermaid princess who’d been living among humans all along!!”
“Want to know what happens next?!”
“Send me three hundred billion, and I’ll make up a story for you!!”
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