[Poisonous Strategist]
When the Empress ascended the throne, she opened her doors to talented people. After getting drunk, Lin Yi accidentally took down the imperial recruitment notice. From then on, he rose to high office, unleashing one poisonous scheme after another until no one in the land dared call themselves king.
Empress: “Lin Yi, the Northern Dynasty has raised troops and invaded our borders. The front lines lack soldiers and food, while floods ravage the country and refugees are everywhere. At this perilous time, what should we do?”
Lin Yi: “Easy. Enlist the able-bodied men among the refugees to fight the enemy, and turn the women and children into military rations!”
Empress: “?”
Lin Yi: “Just kidding!”
Everyone: “Is this guy the living King of Hell?”
Empress: “Be serious. How can we feed hundreds of thousands of disaster victims for a month with a million jin of grain?”
Lin Yi: “Easy. Trade eight hundred thousand jin of grain for two million four hundred thousand jin of bran to feed the refugees. Of the remaining two hundred thousand jin of grain, the ministers can split a hundred thousand, and I'll take the other hundred thousand!”
Everyone: “This guy...”
Empress: “A plague has suddenly broken out in our army, and morale is collapsing. My ministers...”
Lin Yi: “Easy. Use catapults to hurl plague-ridden corpses into the enemy ranks.”
Empress: “That would defy the natural order. No. My ministers...”
“Then I have another plan.”
“Minister Lin, you must be kind!”
How should I put it? If there is a mistake in the opening, it will be gone.
Good books, good books, this is so poisonous. I can't just enjoy a good book, I want to share it with you all
It's good to read. I won't allow myself to be poisoned. After reading this book, you have to pray that Shennong is still alive.