[Honkai: Star Rail + no female lead + humorous and witty + nearly invincible]
Good news: I ate my fill.
Bad news: I ate until I burst to death.
Good news: I transmigrated.
Bad news: Into the world of Honkai: Star Rail.
Good news: I'm aboard the train.
Bad news: I'm just in charge of logistics.
Good news: I have a System.
Bad news: It only activated when the story began.
Lu Ze: Why did I get so full I died and transmigrated into the world of Honkai: Star Rail just from eating a meal?! Is it because my username was Trailblazer?!
Author: Damn it, why are you asking so many questions? Here's a cheat for you. Go play through the story already!!!
[Achievement unlocked: A world where only the transmigrator Lu Ze gets hurt]