The Eighties' Badass Who Brings Bad Luck Dotes on Her Sweet, Obedient Old Husband

[A little imaginative flair + silly humor + daily life + feel-good riches + shamelessly sweet married life + unexpected twists]

[Simplehearted little wife vs. black-sesame-paste soft rice husband]

Tian Dahua is a good, honest, down-to-earth girl from Tianjia Village. Who wouldn't praise her to her face? “That girl is lovely, it's just a pity she's unlucky and doomed to widow her husband!”

At fifteen, Tian Dahua received a free eight-character fortune from a blind old fortune-teller: “Unprecedented, unmatched, queen of widow-makers!”

Those eight characters let Tian Dahua leap over the class barrier and become the Thanos of husband-killers across the surrounding villages.

Men dropped to their knees when they saw her, mothers-in-law wept, and matchmakers' hearts broke.

To keep their granddaughter from growing old alone, the Tian family spent a fortune to find Tian Dahua a soft husband.

On her wedding day, Tian Dahua happily went to fetch her groom. She never imagined that the soft husband would pocket her bride price and run off with his mistress!

Tian Dahua sighed. “It's over~ Grandma is destined to die with regrets...”

At the crucial moment, a burly man wearing a padded jacket in the middle of summer and carrying two children came to her door.

Lu Jianxi: “Kids, call her Mom!”

The adorable twins: “Mom!”

Tian Dahua: “...It's over~ A hunk has latched onto me~”

Ever since Tian Dahua took in the burly man with an honest face, irresistible abs, and a well-endowed body, their life had become...

Silver on her left, gold on her right, a car when she went out, a mansion when she came home. Her ex was so jealous he howled, crying and kneeling as he begged her to take him back.

As for her XXX life with the burly man...

The spring nights are short and her man is busy. From then on, Dahua never gets out of bed...