
Tomb Robbery: Quickly Clear the Southern Blind and Northern Dumb at the Beginning!
盗墓:开局速通南瞎北哑!
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Everyone Was so Funny That They Were so Laughing That They Hit the Bed in the Middle of the Night 😂
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These Should Be the Ceiling of Fan Fiction.
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Part 8 of Ghost Blowing Lamp + Part 8 of Notes on Grave Robbers + Shahai + Laojiumen
Traveling to the world of tomb robbers, the main timeline is, starting from Laojiumen, there are protagonists, CPs, little brothers, Heixiazizi, Buddha, Wu Xie, Hu Bayi, Fatty and others. The word count should preferably be over a million.
I Laughed so Hard in the Middle of the Night That the Dog Next Door Scolded the Book for Disturbing the People.
Funny, Immoral, and Also Mean, the Kind of Person Who Is Extremely Powerful
Funny! Funny! Just Funny Articles! I've Been into Emo Lately, and I Want to Be Happy ~
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Super Funny Article, Funny Stomachache Kind of Thing
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Fun! I Need Fun! the Ultimate Happy Person
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The concept is clear. Zhang You is a 98% rational person who does not travel between multiple worlds. He returned to the original world after retirement. There are many foreshadowings. The moment he crossed over was the foreshadowing. Zhang You's character is accurate and inner-sane. However, in Zhang Qiling and others' eyes, he does not care about everything but is a person who insists on saving face. However, it turned out to be wrong. Zhang You, a person who travels in different worlds, must have duplicates among them, national fortunes, etc., Allowing him to use the greatest malice to speculate on others, and at the same time in different worlds. Traveling between worlds has a certain hope for family ties. The author casts this very well. It is neither obtrusive nor deviated from the character itself. At the same time, it is not difficult to see from Zhang You's life experience that Zhang You is a person who was ruthlessly abandoned by a trusted friend or relative. Therefore, Zhang You is a beautiful and powerful person who hides well. This is a common character in fan fiction. You can rationalize him here. At the same time, when the Zhang family defected, he already had a tattoo. Unlike most fan fiction, the unicorn tattoo was The body and the bloodline appear, and they are tattooed (emphasis on a certain fanfic of Cricket, people with bloodline have tattoos, and in the intellectual book of weak X, bloodline and having tattoos are two different concepts). The father was slandered and defected and died, and the mother died due to illness (this has also been Damn it, I think there are some friends who can't explain it, so let me mention it) I was dragged into the game. From the place where he started selling popsicles, it can be seen that Zhang You wants to live a down-to-earth life, so after being roped into the game, he will test Zhang Qiling and their bottom line again and again. , To be honest, I originally came here for the label of dual male protagonists, but as I read more and more, I fell in love with Zhang You more and more. The author designed his image perfectly, like a living person. I thought countless times who the author would arrange to be the king's other side. Half, but I feel that Zhang You's temperament should be unfettered and should not be tied up together. He should not fall in love with a group of people who drag him into the game. If possible, I feel that the most suitable person is the small clan leader (personal opinion, if you don't accept it, just complain, I will kill you with my trumpet) The character design of the protagonist Zhang You is very complete, you will understand it after watching me
It looks good. I hope Zhang You's CP is Xiaohua. After all, I think Xiaohua's character is a kind of dark beauty or a super rich beauty, which can create different sparks. After all, I see that Xiaohua hasn't been fooled yet, so I'll leave some fantasy! I can't imagine how a noble beauty like Xiaohua would be treated like a bitch by the protagonist Zhang You [thinking][thinking][thinking][smile][smile][smile]
All is pretty good. I'll just write the main text casually, and I'll start the cp again in the extra chapter. [Shy] This article is really so happy! When I saw a silent person✌︎˶╹ꇴ╹˶✌︎, I was laughing so hard that I screamed (´๑•ω•๑`) [making faces] [cool] [shy]
I really like King Zhang You! Your Majesty, every day is interesting [Adoration] Furthermore, I want to see the king take charge of the attack! ! ! Anyway, the king has been teasing them for so long, hehe (*^▽^*) They don't have to turn over, right? Or if there is no cp in the text, be good brothers with them It's not bad to write a love line as a side story [Sending Hearts] I hope the author can consider it. Of course, everything will be done according to the author's wishes. I love the author for being able to write such interesting articles. I believe that he is also a person with a very lively and bright soul [Sending my heart] [Blowing a kiss] Love you [blowing kiss]
Highly recommended, this is very disturbing, I feel that I am also very disturbed. In my mind, I somehow thought of Zhang You as a sunny-type depression. It seems that I should read less abuse articles in the future. I am afraid that in the next second, Zhang You will turn from a sunny and cheerful boy into a gloomy and withdrawn child.
The novel is very funny so far. The corners of my mouth never dropped while I was reading it. I laughed so hard that my abs were about to pop out. The protagonist seems to have a low IQ on the surface, but in fact he knows better than a mirror. He is also very catchy in his daily interactions with other people. Please update more. It is best to have 12 chapters a day [smile]
To be honest, this is my favorite stolen fanfic ever. Let's talk about the protagonist. He really looks like what I imagined, a fast-traveling boss who has experienced many hardships in the world and has a scheming look. For example, he separated himself from the original protagonist group of Pirates, and did not form a deep relationship because of the life and death hardships after being plotted. He knew what he wanted, and he also knew that they were just using each other. The main character is always sober, I love that. And among the original protagonists, everyone's character is very restored and not brainless. Speaking of which, I really want to complain about how some fanfics manage to think that people who have experienced countless lives and deaths will trust someone casually, not to mention that most of them approach with a purpose. Even if the purpose is for their own good, a normal person would feel strange about the sudden kindness...
Really, the protagonist has a funny personality, and it is one of the few novels that I have been able to read thoroughly. The plot style is also quite funny, which is very healing. However, my stomach hurts a bit from holding in the laughter. I wish the author good health and all the best.
It's pretty good, the only thing is it's not finished yet. The characters are well drawn. I worship you, the King of Black Worry, I worship you [Like][Like][Like] Originally, I came here for the dual male protagonist label in the introduction, but the character of Zhang You was so deeply rooted in people's hearts that I was deeply attracted to Zhang You at the end. He looks silly but is actually more sober than anyone else. Overall, I feel like it's better to have no CP [Sending my heart] I want to see the extra story about the little clan leader from another world! ! !
Let's not mention the content for now. This is the first time I've met the author who updates 4 times a day. He's awesome! The plot is also really interesting. I have been reading funny articles in the past two days. This one left a deep impression on me, but I have been very impatient recently. This is the only pen-stealing book I have read in one sitting recently. It's great! I don't know about CP, I want to watch all~ [laughing evilly][laughing evilly][laughing evilly]
Hahaha, it's so funny. I watched it in the middle of the night. I hope that the little brother can be a couple with the protagonist. There is always a feeling that only the little brother can control the protagonist. It's so sweet.
It's quite funny, I keep making jokes, but Wuxie feels like I'm being bullied all the time, and I feel uncomfortable.
So pretty, so pretty, so pretty! (I was crazy, twisted, dark, crawling, upside down, and the ape beat its chest). I used to love reading Tomb Raider Notes fanfiction, but the writing was a bit obscure, but this one is so good and funny. I couldn't wait to comment after reading more than 80 chapters. I really recommend it, everyone should read it to me, and the author hastened to update it. It's not interesting at all! ! ! [Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Admiration]
When I saw Chapter 508, I felt that there were no emotional scenes in the book (specifically love affairs, and then I was a little suspicious of the author's label of dual male protagonists [face covering]). The plot was very interesting, and the protagonist was really clear and rational, and didn't want to be the kind of person who was affected by emotions. Sometimes it was funny and mean, but it was also very heart-wrenching. Before reading this, I felt like he had turned himself into a man. It's like I've stripped away my own emotions. I'm very smart and rational. I won't be impulsive for the sake of venting my anger, and I'll also set traps for those who plot against me. I really feel that this book is different from other tomb-robbery novels I've read. It's the kind of book that makes different choices based on different positions, but it's not the kind of villain who acts like a gangster. It's great. I recommend it [Send my heart] [Send my heart] [Send my heart]
It's super good-looking, not a nanny story, but it suits my taste. The protagonist is a very selfish person, he always comes first, and others are always behind. Anyone who dares to scheme against him will hold grudges, and he will retaliate twice as much, and he will not wrong himself. In short, it is very happy! Many people said that Wu Xie, the little brother, the blind man, the fat man, and Xiaohua were too much, but if you think about it from their perspective, it was Wu Sansheng who asked the blind man to plot against him first, and the little brother also acquiesced. I was angry at Wu Xie, but if it were me, I would do the same, because Wu Sansheng plotted against Wu Xie and wanted to kill him when he felt that he was out of control. If he hadn't been strong enough, he might have been plotted to death from the beginning. As for the fat man, it may be because the fat man always stands on the innocent side. The fat man is willing to be plotted, but the protagonist is not willing, so he treats everyone equally. Little flower? In fact, the protagonist didn't think anything of it at the beginning, but it was also because Xiaohua got involved by herself. If Xiaohua didn't help Wu Xie keep an eye on the protagonist at the beginning, the protagonist wouldn't have made a fuss about it. The article also describes it in detail. Some people say that they just can't stand the protagonist stealing things at first, but if you think about it from another perspective, I don't believe that someone who is extremely hungry, exhausted and has this skill will not do the same thing as the protagonist (except for rice, or the extreme control of the original protagonist. If the protagonist is this type of person, it may be as you think, but the protagonist was first thrown into this world by the system. He does not know that this world corresponds to a book, he only knows that he met a strange person In the world, he wants to save his life. He doesn't know Wu Xie and the others. He wants to ensure his own safety. He can't trust anyone in this world 100%. He has to be vigilant at all times because anyone may plot against him. But he was plotted at the beginning, and because the madmen named Wang also noticed him, he had to be plotted, but he was unhappy and unhappy, so he wanted revenge and pranks. This is human nature (because I am like this) The above are all my personal opinions, don't criticize it, don't blame it, just don't watch it if you don't like it. There's no need to seek bad luck, right?
It's really funny, good-looking, and really worth it. The protagonist Zhang You feels so bad. It's really funny. It's the kind of stomachache that makes people laugh, and then I hope you can take care of me as soon as possible. It's not enough to watch. Please update [blowing kiss][blowing kiss][blowing kiss][send heart][send heart][send heart][send heart]( ≧ ( エ ) ≦ )
I came to comment after reading it halfway through, so I really want to ask the author about the two male protagonists written in big letters. I also want to know who is Zhang You's CP?
Strong recommendation. There is a feeling of writing people to life, very real. The protagonist is very principled and won't forgive if he says he won't forgive, but he can always feel a little tenderness in the small details. The whole thing is relaxed, with many happy moments, and you can often laugh out loud. In the five-man group with hoods, the original protagonist often dies, the male protagonist fakes his death, and the male protagonist travels back to the Nine Gates, deals with the Nine Gates, "takes care of" the patriarch, and shows Zhang Qiling's life in another time and space, and some regrets are fulfilled. There is a lingering aftertaste, and I am reluctant to say goodbye to this book. I hope more people will discover and appreciate it [love] [love]
Very rational, very objective, no brainless nanny. Moreover, they were not directly helped by the protagonist group. The male protagonist is very sober, he understands what his purpose is, he is also very smart, and he observes everything around him. And use useful information for your own use, and in turn think about the people who are plotting against you, and use them to plot against you. Moreover, the protagonist group's testing of the protagonist in the early stage was targeted. The protagonist will also take revenge in his own way, but it will be within the tolerance of the protagonist group. The relationship between the protagonist and the tomb robber protagonist group in the later stage is also emotional trust and logical. The most important system of the protagonist is also very secretive and is not directly exposed to the protagonist group. The protagonist is really a sober and rational person but also values love.
It's great to watch. The plot is very funny. I originally wanted to give it four and a half stars, but I wasn't allowed to do it. I never saw where the two male protagonists were, and now I've seen the latest chapter, I still can't. Although sometimes it fits the dual male protagonists, when it's usually funny, I feel that the label of dual male protagonists is dispensable.
It looked so good, so good, but suddenly I stopped reading it. I was really going crazy. Why did it disappear? It's so hard to read a book that is so good. Especially the last few pictures are really hilarious. The little brother and the black blind man went to Golmud Sanatorium and their shoes and socks were stuck to the floor. They laughed to death. There was also the part where the black blind man chased Zhang You and was directly coaxed by sweet potato's stinky fart. It was really funny. Hurry up and I can't wait to read the next few pictures.
Before I clicked on it, I thought it was some conspiracy against each other, and the tension was developing. After clicking on it, I found out that they were old enemies in kindergarten. Zhang You is outrageous but also reveals a little bit of transparency, which is quite fun. Looking forward to updates.
Super good-looking, super good-looking (。・ω・。)ノ♡ The characters are well grasped, funny and expectant... The protagonist is a real egotist! I don't know which one is true between being smart and being stupid... Great acting! No Holy Mother and Holy Father, as long as the money is in place, everything will be easy to solve! I look forward to him talking coldly every day, but this happens very rarely! ! ! I'm really looking forward to it (๑˙ー˙๑) and he manages the distance between him and everyone very well, neither too close nor too far... He gives people the feeling of a familiar stranger!
Good luck! To be honest, when it comes to male Tomb Raider fics, I still need a female author to write them. I don't have to talk about the details. The protagonist doesn't always engage in romantic relationships, and there aren't that many confusing operations [face covering]
It's okay. It was very novel when I first started watching it, but I kept watching it and I thought it was funny at first. But after it happened more times, it started to feel like it was just for the sake of being funny [grievance]
It's a very rare tomb robbing novel that doesn't hold back and doesn't act as a nanny. King Zhang You's character design is not OOC. Youyou has a very distinct personality. He takes his own feelings seriously. He has a character that comes and goes when things get together, and breaks up when things don't get together. There is no internal friction.
What is it like to steal an ancient black gold sword and be chased by Zhang Qiling? Help! I just found "Tomb Robbers: Speed through the South, the Blind, and the North Dumb at the beginning!" , Laughing till I hit the bed! The protagonist retired and wore a stolen pen. He was hungry for three days at the beginning and had no money. He wanted to use the system skill "Empty Hands" to get money. In the end, he took the black gold ancient sword and was chased and chopped by Zhang Qiling! Subsequently, he was besieged by the evil emperor, and the weak and pitiful man "walked" with a strong mouth, and died in a crazy society! Two male protagonists + time travel + system, no cp but explosive laughter, stolen pens and jokes, real records of comedians robbing tombs, rush! # Stealing pen fanfic #sculpture crossing #system flow Very nice, worth buying. I'm browsing on N.
I first read the n-brush article about Stealing Pens. The more I read, the more sad Zhang You felt. Of course, he didn't feel it himself. He started to be plotted in various ways when he appeared in Stealing Pens, including Zhang Qiling who tacitly agreed to plot against him. He almost lost his life because he was plotted by other hosts when he first entered the fast-traveling game. Later, he trusted again in the mission world and was betrayed, which made him no longer trust people. , And the people who stole the pen approached him with calculations from the beginning, which was destined to be different from them. Whether they were teasing or tricking people, it was just a small way for him to hide his emotions and repay his calculations. The only sincerity was the little clan leader. He taught Zhang You his martial arts methods regardless of the reason, wrote him on the family tree, and got along with him calmly and simply. Later, he came to see him. I like the little patriarch, and I like Zhang You even more. King Youyou is so handsome.
It's pretty cool, but I suddenly want to torture him! Because I am so happy, I don't have many life and death experiences, and I feel so stable! (Personal thoughts, if I offend you, I hope Haihan!)
It looks good, the author has a lot of food but doesn't care about being full! But, you can't blame the author for this. The author is very diligent in updating four times a day. After much thought, I still don't urge the author. What if I urge the author too much and stop updating? The author is great, I want to see the cp between Zhang You and my brother, it will be very interesting.