While the Empress Had Amnesia and Went on a Rampage, I Led Her to Tear Through the Court

[Invincible + rise from humble beginnings + building a powerful faction + occasional goofiness + pure wish fulfillment] After the great battle, Empress Youyou slowly awakens and stares at Xu Yunzhi, who has transmigrated here, utterly bewildered. “Who are you? Where is this? And, ” The empress clutches her throbbing head and widens her eyes. “Who am I!?” Huh? What’s going on? I went and picked up an empress, and now this? Xu Yunzhi gets a sudden idea and grins. “Darling, don’t you remember me?” Empress: “There’s an old man in the imperial garden who’s been throwing his weight around lately. He’s been harassing the palace maids, hitting people everywhere, and even shouting that he’ll teach me a lesson. Go see what’s going on!” Xu Yunzhi: “It’s fine. I broke one of his legs.” Empress: “I just heard the palace maids say that was my father.” Xu Yunzhi: “...” Empress: “The Northern Desert army keeps invading the borders of our Great Ning. What should we do?” Xu Yunzhi: “Take them out!” Empress: “Prince Li has been recruiting soldiers lately. He seems to be plotting a rebellion.” Xu Yunzhi: “Take him out!” The meddling Empress Dowager: “The empress has just turned twenty, and she’s already old enough to marry. General Xu, what do you think...?” Xu Yunzhi: “Take her... I mean, I’m out of here!” Empress: “You scoundrel, you’d better finish what you started!”