You've Got to Be Kidding! I Married a Eunuch, and Now He's Standing Tall

[Doting on concubines and neglecting the wife + reborn for revenge + true and fake heiresses + second marriage]

In her previous life, Xiao Junning was married by imperial decree to Pei Heng, Duke Huguo. Pei Heng loathed her, and even after two years of marriage, she was still a virgin.

He even confined her to the Buddhist hall on the grounds that she was barren and jealous. She struggled to endure, until Pei Heng's cousin Shen Yuefu incited her maid Siling to poison her with peach blossom pastries. Only in her final moments did she learn that her parents were dead and the Prime Minister's household had been confiscated.

Overcome with grief and fury, she died with her eyes open.

Reborn, she turned wicked... To hell with being gentle, kind, courteous, and yielding!

With help from the golden finger, the Book of Fate, she could seek good fortune and avoid disaster, and the rewards she earned made her richer by the day. All it took was a subtle flick of her hand to make the likes of Siling and Shen Yuefu suffer the consequences of their own actions, ending in confiscation of their estates and death. She even divorced the scumbag in public, leaving him to regret it for the rest of his life!

She thought she could live freely from then on, but who could have guessed that the young eunuch she'd once saved on a whim would one day become the all-powerful Ninth Thousand-Year-Old? With hands that could turn the tide of the court, he gently smoothed her cloudlike hair and whispered seductively in her ear, “Second Miss, I can never repay you for saving my life. Allow me to offer myself to you...”

After one night of passion, he kissed away her tears. “Darling, don't be mad. I'll try to control myself next time.” She was at a loss for words. Someone tell her, how did a eunuch manage to get it up?!