I Took a Summer Job, and You're Charging Me with War Crimes?

Lin Bei heard you could make money by shooting down planes, and even get proof of an internship! What a great business opportunity!

Standing on a stretch of black soil, Lin Bei pointed at an F-16 bombing the area.

“When you said shooting down planes, you meant one of those things, right?”

“Oh, my friend, that's a little difficult. There are easier jobs, like destroying a tank!”

Officer: “Do you know you've committed a war crime?”

Lin Bei: “I had no idea! I just went abroad for a summer job. Picking up scrap metal and wreckage isn't illegal, is it?”