Lin Xier transmigrated into a romance novel as a miserable doormat with a hopeless crush, and was tasked with saving the lovesick characters.
She was thrown into the melodramatic plot from the start.
The scumbag she'd been fawning over stood beside the bed, looking at her with contempt. "You can't even do a nanny's job right. What can you do?"
Lin Xier: "You."
Scumbag: "You shameless woman! In your dreams!"
Lin Xier hit him with nine backhanded smacks. "You shameless man! How dare you insult your own father! You're like an old man hanging himself and Wu Dalang drinking poison!"
She was unhinged and tough as nails, and Lin Xier earned herself the title of the strongest nanny.
The lovesick characters weren't the only ones dumbfounded. Even the villainous CEO was stunned.
Villain: "Three people sent to the hospital in two days. Does Secretary Lin have a quota?"
Everyone: "Help! A nanny beating up the young master? Great-grandma, burn incense for me! Lin Ma's turned the whole world upside down!"
Later, the Jiang family's servants whispered enviously: "I'm so jealous of Lin Ma. When there's work, the boss does it. When there's nothing to do, she does the boss."
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The book is full of lovesick characters, bringing together sour romance, sweet romance, angst, stand-ins, secret identities, forced love, white-moonlight first loves, eloping while pregnant, fake and real heiresses, youthful angst, and chasing one's wife to the crematorium.
The lovesick mother gives birth to seven children in eight pregnancies just to keep her scumbag husband.
Lin Xier: "Have them! You have them at home, your husband's mistress has them outside, and then the national soccer team might finally have a chance."
The lovesick eldest brother mourns his long-dead white moonlight for ten years.
Lin Xier: "Wake up! Hasn't your white moonlight remarried three times already?"
The lovesick second sister becomes a mistress for her married first love.
Lin Xier: "How noble of you. Your first love and his whole family are relying on you for charity!"
The lovesick third brother wants to assassinate the backer behind an actress.
Lin Xier: "Do it! The actress has slept with loads of people, so kill them all!"
The System wept: "Please! Your mission is to save them, not finish them off!"
When I go out, the five-star reviews are given by myself. It's a cool article about easily abusing a scumbag. If you don't like it, come and kill me.