Relationship Guru: My Toxic Chicken Soup Has Poisoned the Whole World

Chu Liuyun transmigrates to a parallel world and accidentally becomes a student of Jiang Yubai, a relationship advice streamer. Every time Jiang Yubai goes live, viewers with “life problems” call in to talk with him. They have all kinds of problems, from everyday life and romance to work and family. Then one day, a viewer called in and asked, “Teacher Yubai, what’s a good gift to bring the first time I visit my future father-in-law?” Before Jiang Yubai could answer, Chu Liuyun asked, “Is your future father-in-law single?” Viewer A: “He is!” Chu Liuyun: “Then get him a mother-in-law!” Viewer B: “I’m in a job interview, and the manager asked me, ‘How would you get a cup of milk back after pouring it into the ocean?’” Chu Liuyun: “Step one: pump out the ocean!” Viewer B: “What’s step two?” Chu Liuyun: “Step two is pumping you! Go on, try fishing it out!” Viewer C: “Streamer, I have 100,000 yuan in savings. What kind of business should I start?” Chu Liuyun: “Spend it all on konjac snacks. Sure, you’ll be broke, but you’ll have had a blast!” All the viewers: “Pfft, hahaha! This streamer is killing me!” Jiang Yubai: “Why don’t you do the livestreaming? I’ll be your student.” And so, the world got a relationship advice streamer whose “chicken soup” advice terrified everyone. Chu Liuyun: “If the boss reaches for a dish, I’ll spin the table. If the boss offers me a drink, I won’t touch it!” Everyone else tells couples to make up. I tell them to break up. No aircraft carrier, no marriage!