Thanks for Asking, I'm a Teyvat Con Artist!

Sure, I may be incredibly lucky, getting a full set of constellations in ten pulls and a max-refinement weapon in ten pulls.

But... God, what is wrong with you?!

Why did you dump me in Teyvat?!

And I don’t even have a System!

Full of complaints, Tang Luochou has no choice but to give up his comfortable, carefree life on Blue Star and go to Teyvat.

There, he discovers that he has arrived nearly ten years early!

Though he’s just a kid himself...

At least his childhood friend is Keqing!

He comes from a wealthy merchant family, Ningguang is still young, and nearly all the characters are children! Hehe!

So...

Ganyu? Secretary to the Liyue Qixing? Not anymore!

Ningguang? Tianquan? She still is, but now she’s also a shareholder in the kindhearted Master Tang’s business!

Kujou Sara is fiercely loyal? No, no. Call her by her job title: Master Tang’s head of security!

Mondstadt wine industry? Hand it over!

Fontaine film industry? Hand it over!

Inazuma publishing industry? Hand it over!

Hey! Keep your hands off the people!