Doctor Chi, Your Partner Is Getting Horny Again

[Short sweet article, fictional (ᵒ̴̶̷̤́◞౪◟ ᵒ̴̶̷̤̀ )] Chi Mi was standing by the river when he was suddenly kidnapped to the police station. He Han: "???" Chi Mi: "???..." Five years later You Ci: "Have I seen you somewhere?" Chi Mi looked at the man in front of him who had not changed at all except that he had faded away from the second grade in middle school. "I don't know, I haven't seen it, I don't know." Afterwards... Chi Mi wanted to eat hand cakes, You Ci said, "Baby, let me eat the loving hand cakes I made for you." Chi Mi changed the brand of shower gel, You Ci said, "Baby, do you not like the smell of me, you only like the smell of women's perfume (sad and crying)" Chi Mi attended a friend's wedding, You Ci said, "Baby, don't you want to give me a status? In fact, I can do without a status... (Crying)" Chi Mi "... Get out" You Ci looked aggrieved, "Baby, can I change your name?" Chi Mi "Whatever you want" You Ci "Wife, wife, wife, wife..." [Likes to commit bitchy scenes and be aggressive × seems to be aloof]