My Boyfriend’s Tea-Reading Skills

There’s a female friend named Lin Wan in my boyfriend’s circle of guy friends.

She uses the excuse that she’s one of the guys to flirt with all sorts of men, driving their girlfriends to break up with them.

The first time she met me, she said in surprise,

“Why is your girlfriend wearing such heavy makeup?”

“Unlike me, she doesn’t even know how to do her makeup.”

Before I could say anything, my boyfriend shot back,

“That’s because you’re so stupid you can’t even do your makeup. Look how smart my baby is.”