Siheyuan: I Transmigrated as the Unbeatable He Yuzhu

He Yuzhu spent his whole life chasing after women, only to end up with nothing. What a gut punch!

Now that he's transmigrated into He Yuzhu and landed in the Courtyard, he's going to... heh heh!

Qin Huairu cries and makes a scene to scam people out of food and drink? He'll turn the tables and trick her into trying to hang herself!

Xu Damao sticks his nose where it doesn't belong? He'll give him two slaps!

The Third Master wants to take advantage? He'll swindle his entire fortune!

The Second Master wants to be an official? Lock him up!

Yi Zhonghai wants to rule by decree? Being a mute would suit you just fine!

Jia Zhangshi plays dirty and puts on a spirit-summoning act? Go dance around Old Jia's grave!

Sigh. Yan Jiecheng gets his wife Yu Li to seduce He Yuzhu, but Yu Li goes along with it and ends up getting together with He Yuzhu. Yan Jiecheng is so furious that he kills himself!

Now the Courtyard is empty.

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