Siheyuan: Someone, Come Sew His Mouth Shut!
四合院：快来人，把他嘴缝上
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Looking for a Siheyuan Novel with Smart Characters and Mild Conflict. No Constantly Cursing Martyrs’ Families or Stealing Their Homes
Set Around the Time He Daqing Fled the Siheyuan
Looking for books like *Siheyuan: Da Mao and I Are Brothers*. Not too much hostility, set in a Siheyuan, any gender is fine.
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The protagonist is powerless to resist.
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Wish-Fulfillment Stories With Multiple Women, Any Type Is Fine, No Single- or No-Romance Leads
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Funny Novels That’ll Make You Laugh Until You Drop! 😜
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Multiple Heroines, Pure Wish Fulfillment
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This book is so good. The protagonist is not tired when he lies down. He makes money, doesn't go to work, and is free every day. It was great in those days, and speculation was not a problem. I haven't read the rest of it, and I can't stand it anymore.
The logic is clear, the writing is fluent, the protagonist is spiritual and wise, and can't bear to be cowardly. Except for the age of some characters that does not match the original drama, but for the sake of the plot, I can understand it. There are no other big flaws. It is a very good novel, and it is definitely a good book in Siheyuan. I saw many people talking about things they did, such as selling radios privately, selling candy, speculating, and how dangerous it was to ruin their families and families in that era. It was simply nonsense. It can only be said that these people's understanding of the era was based on imagination. In 1952, the public-private partnership had not yet begun, so where could the speculation come from? Besides, speculation was not considered a class conflict until the storm started. Before the storm started, it was not serious. Even during the Three Years and Leap Forward periods, the government officially allowed private individuals to conduct small amounts of transactions. All in all, in my eyes, this is a good book that can reach the top 10% of Tomato Siheyuan fan fiction. It's unique, funny, and refreshing. It's worth watching.
The chapters are short and I finished it quickly. The only shortcoming is the standard setting of the work levels of the uncles in the courtyard. I don't understand the golden finger setting. The plot design is great, the logic is clear, and it's extremely funny. The front part is super nice, but the back part is getting worse and worse. I should have given up when I saw the first one who changed his age. I changed it to the next one and changed it all. It feels like watching all the members become wiser.
This is the most beautiful and funniest of all the Siheyuan books. As a bookworm of more than 30 years, I have never read such a type of novel. My stomach aches when I laugh every day. It is highly recommended. It should be rated 9.8 Or above. I suggest everyone take a look.
[Chigua] It's really funny to be funny, but it's also really frustrating to feel aggrieved. Both the protagonist and the street office treated the people in the courtyard as a joke. Everyone in the courtyard blatantly wanted to kill the protagonist, but the protagonist solved it with just a prank. Just give one of them some benefit, and that person can immediately betray the protagonist. To sum up, the protagonist is not kidnapped by the morality of the whole hospital, but is kidnapped by the street office out of righteousness.
Personally, I feel that your Siheyuan novel is the best. It's funny and the characters have rich emotions. It's not like other people's heroines who are just like an assembly line toy. It's beautiful. I'm following you and I hope you'll update more. [Sending my heart] [Sending my heart] Don't use the title sister. It always feels weird when a man calls you a sister. It's good, but why do you always need to do something? Why don't you develop your own business in Xiangjiang, or do some trivial and interesting things in the compound?
Hahaヾﾉ≧∀≦)o! I can't stop laughing. This is the funniest Siheyuan book I've ever read [laughing] [laughing]
Objectively speaking, this is one of the best-looking Siheyuan novels, but that one has been blocked. Very exciting, very positive energy. It's just a bit too studly, which makes the description of the heroine not full enough. All in all, it's very good.
The best of Siheyuan, the best Siheyuan novel
This is a proper 65 version of the Westward Journey of Four Nine Cities, it's very good! [Like][Like][Like] I caught a few demons and subdued a few more demons. Hehe, the Monkey King is here too... Biubiubiu! [Cover face][cover face][cover face][cover face]