After dying once, Wen Liang finally got the chance to choose his own life. All he wanted was to be a cat with a devoted human servant.
And his wish came true.
But what’s with this human servant?
Human servant: “Sweetheart, are you hungry? Are you cold? Come here! Daddy’s arms are always open for you.”
Wen Liang smacks him. “Who are you calling Daddy?”
Human servant: “Sweetheart, give me a kiss. Just one kiss.”
Wen Liang smacks him. “You’re a complete idiot!”
Ever since the Beast-Hated One got himself a cat…
The people of the Mystic Realm: “You got a cat and now you think you’re all that? If you’ve got the guts, stop showing off your lovey-dovey relationship.”
The ghosts and monsters: “Could you at least show us some respect? Every time you come after us, you say you haven’t fed your cat yet.”
The people of the underworld: “All right, all right, fine! Please, sir, stop coming here. We really haven’t done anything to your cat.”
Wen Liang: “You’re not my dad, seriously! _(:3J∠)_ I’m going to start a livestream to calm down.”
The whole world is forced to swallow a mouthful of dog food.
A middle-aged cultivator and a cute, cuddly spirit cat.
Gods and ghosts of every stripe, if you’re passing by, bring along a warning charm in case your worldview gets shattered!
