A minor nobody from some obscure cultivation world was watching the ancestor ascend with her senior brothers and sisters when, in a stroke of terrible luck, she was blasted into fragments by ninety-nine bolts of heavenly tribulation lightning.
She should have died right there. Instead, the moment she opened her eyes, she had become a pitiful woman about to be pushed aside for her husband’s true love.
A divorce in a week? No worries, she has a pocket dimension stocked with supplies.
No money to stock up? No worries, she has a knack for taking advantage of people. If she doesn’t fleece her scumbag husband, who will? Later, the CEO regrets everything and searches the whole world for her. Ha, as if! Is her Anywhere Door just for show? He can try again in his next life!
Years later
The ice-cold CEO: “Honey, would you mind one more person to keep your bed warm?”
Mai Xiaoxiao: “Kids, what do we do if someone tries to take your bed-warming job?”
The three little ones: “What do we do? Beat the crap out of him.”
The ice-cold CEO: “I’m your father.”
The three little ones: “What’s a father? Can you eat it?”
