Someone asked, “What is the jianghu?”
Fu Chen: “The jianghu is all about human relationships.”
Then he slapped the leader of the martial alliance until he cried.
Someone asked, “How do you survive in the jianghu?”
Fu Chen: “Be careful and cautious. Take it one step at a time.”
Then he charged straight through every opponent in his path.
Someone asked, “How do you make a name for yourself in the jianghu?”
Fu Chen: “Fight for justice and help others.”
Then a whole crowd of villains fought over the chance to become his underlings.
Everyone: “What the hell kind of jianghu philosophy is that?”
Fu Chen: “I’m a good person. The one who always throws punches at the slightest provocation is Fu Dian.”
Everyone: “Do you think we’re blind? Fu Chen and Fu Dian are both you!”
Fu Chen: “You figured it out? Well, nothing for it now. A-Dian!”
Fu Dian: “Got it. Kill them all!”
A story about a man with dissociative identity disorder wandering the jianghu. It has a somewhat ensemble cast, and the author’s writing, logic, and emotions are all unstable. Proceed with caution.
