July 1 Sunny to cloudy to rain
I am Feng Qi, a personal prophet trainee for 2 and a half years; he is Kevin, a swordsman and unlucky sorcerer in the late stages of chuunibyou. I never dreamed that I would meet fellow villagers here. What will I meet tomorrow? I'm really looking forward to it!
"Oh, that unlucky one, please don't eat so fast! May Heavenly Father forgive this filthy soul." (Hands together)
"Fuck you, I'm not dead yet! Save me!"
That's all for today. I have to try the Heimlich maneuver which I have never used before. I hope it works. ——"Feng Qi's Diary"
