Ark: I'm at the Guard Bureau, Where Are You, Songstress?

Meimo was sent to another world by his best buddy. Looking at this land, he could only say, “I was looking at lewd pictures before I got here. Who could’ve guessed I’d transmigrate?”

He prayed to the heavens, but the only answer he got was a cute System that wanted to train him into a shrimp-fried-rice maker.

System: “So, to unlock your beginner’s reward, you’ll first need to shrimp one hundred people.”

Meimo: “You want someone as helpless as me to shrimp people on this land? And a hundred of them?!”

Some time later...

Guard Bureau: “There’s a man codenamed Songstress who spends all day recruiting people online for Silverash activities. We need to bring him to justice. Meimo, since you’re new here, what do you think of this Songstress?”

Meimo: “Has he broken the law?”

Colleague: “Well, no. It’s just that he’s a strange guy, you know? He has everyone acting like AA men every day, and then he pays them. Isn’t that weird?”

Meimo: “Really? I think he’s just like his name. He really is a songstress! Now that I’m at the Guard Bureau, I’ll make sure he gets what’s coming to him!”

After everyone left, Meimo flashed a smug smile...