[Lighthearted comedy + mostly daily life + System + absurd humor + ensemble cast]
(This is the story of an eccentric immortal sect racing down the road of utter absurdity and accidentally crashing into the whole world.)
Wu Chengyuan, a college student fundamentally unsuited to holding down a job, unexpectedly activates the Immortal Sect System. Anyone who joins him in running a street stall can become his disciple and embark on the path of cultivation.
Soon, his roommates' mental states begin to leave everyone else in the dust.
The eldest roommate: “I am born with a postnatal Pay-to-Win Physique. Spend money and I get stronger!”
The third roommate: “As someone born with the Ultimate Leech Physique, I only believe that fortune favors the bold when chasing rich older women. After all, you can't hide the way you look at someone you love. Even if you hide in the closet, her husband will find you.”
The fourth roommate: “Love without money is just a pile of loose sand. Love with money gets you arrested by the police. I, Chen the Fourth, am kicking over the dog bowl today and turning over a new leaf!”
Wu Chengyuan: “But aren't you born with the Ultimate Simp Physique?”
The fourth roommate: “...”
“Woof! Woof, woof, woof! You mortals! Now that the Dog King has arrived, why aren't you bowing?!”
Watching his roommates become more and more absurd,
Wu Chengyuan decides to lie flat, too.
As the sect leader, whenever a disciple breaks through, he receives ten times their cultivation as feedback.
So what if they're absurd? Isn't getting stronger while lying down great?
It's unbelievably comfortable!
…
Also known as: Are You Crazy? I Told You to Cultivate, Not to Get Absurd!
Just finished watching it, it's so funny! Laughing from beginning to end! There are many twists and turns, and you won't regret it if you fall into the trap. Such a beautiful and funny book is not to be missed!! Show them all to me!!! [Face-covering][Face-covering][Face-covering] The author, please give it a try and update it! Recommended star rating: five stars
Missing this book is a huge regret. It's so good, I loved reading it, and I want to read it again! Each chapter has its own plot, and each section has its humor. Don't you think this is a book that becomes more and more exciting the more you read it? Watching it made me laugh unconsciously, the kind that brought tears to my eyes. The plot is very close to real life and fascinating!!! The character design is very interesting, and the skills are also step-by-step, without the impetuousness of a big fat man in one bite. Every character is very full-bodied, and even the beauty of first love in the ambiguous period, which is vague and reluctant to be welcomed back, is also very nice. I can directly take it all in. The beauty of first love is like yesterday, and it makes me think about it. In real life, the author should be a very humorous person! Big thanks to the author. It just solves the recent book shortage problem. Author, please update!!!!
When I listened to this book with headphones, I laughed a little while I was busy. Others thought I was mentally ill. . . . . .
I picked it up from the last one, and I feel that the pace is not as good as the previous one, and it is a little draggy, but I still give it five stars for encouragement.
Writing about the school sports meeting is really redundant, and there is no roundup. There is actually no organization to look for it. Those so-called funny things are just piled up some jokes. Fortunately, some bad points in urban writing are basically avoided. So although it is not very attractive, I still give it four stars.
You can believe the author greatly
The new book is about to set sail. I hope readers can give me more opinions. Thank you all~
"If brother doesn't want to update, just say so. Why bother to deal with him like this? It seems that he is being sentimental. That's right. Brother has a weak body, so he just needs to get more rest. It's his fault for urging him so much. It hurts his body!"
It's quite fun, it's the first time I see this kind of setting.
Really epileptic hahahahahaha