Transmigrating to Journey to the West: I, Benbo Erba, Can Keep a Diary

【Transmigration + Journey to the West + System + Nonstop thrills + Cao Thief + Being kept is the best】 I transmigrated into Benbo'erba from the start, and my boss wants me to capture Tang Sanzang. I'm waiting online, and it's urgent: what should I do? The System forces me to write a diary. I get rewards for writing one every day, but I never expected Sun Wukong to snoop on mine! Princess Wansheng: Oh no, am I poisoned? Why does Benbo'erba seem so charming? Nine-Headed Insect: I told you to capture Tang Sanzang, not steal my wife! Brother Monkey can read my diary? And now he's gone on a rampage because of it? The gods and Buddhas of the myriad heavens: [Ten thousand words of profanity omitted]