She's Short on Virtue, So Don't Get on Her Bad Side

[No Romance, Ghost-Hunting, Supernatural, No-Brainer, Mentally Ill and Invincible Heroine Who Goes Crazy On and Off]

Mirror Ghost: Be afraid! Tremble! Scare yourself to death!

Ning Yun: "Lady, your smile is so ugly, your breath stinks, and you're disgusting!"

Spirit Police Officer: Talking to a mentally ill person really takes years off your life.

Ning Yun: If I die, I'll just watch an ad to come back to life. What's the big deal?

Hanged Ghost: "Sis, I'm a ghost, here to take your life!"

Ning Yun grabbed the Hanged Ghost's chin. "The night breeze is cool, and here I make my dazzling entrance. Everything you're doing is just to get my attention, isn't it?"

Hanged Ghost: "Sis, you can be unafraid of death, but don't imagine yourself as some greasy CEO. That's terrifying even for a ghost!"

Classmate spreading rumors: "It's all over the internet. You seduced your stepfather, and you haven't been to school these past few days because you went to the hospital to deal with your pregnancy."

Ning Yun: "You're right. I'm pregnant with your grandpa. Get down on your knees and call me Great-Grandma!"

A civilian organization offered her a job, and Ning Yun fired off a soul-searching question.

"Is it a permanent government position? Do you offer social insurance and a housing fund? Is there a pension?"

Civilian Organization: "We offer freedom."

Ning Yun: "You have no benefits at all, and you still think you can buy me off? Drop dead."

Civilian Organization: Freedom is priceless.

Ning Yun: Priceless means worthless...