Cao Jian says: Damn it, there's no such thing as being unlucky, only being even more unlucky! He is the perfect example!
He thought getting blown to bits in a massive gas explosion was as unlucky as it could get. Who knew Heaven would let him come back to life in someone else's body?
Coming back to life in another body should have been a good thing, but what was that tablet that kept threatening to kill him?
And to make matters worse, he hadn't just come back to life in another body. He'd transmigrated into a book as the villain who was killed by the protagonist.
So, to keep the grown-up protagonist from killing him, Cao Jian decided to raise him while he was still young.
But why was this protagonist getting stranger the more he raised him?
Hey, hey, hey! Protagonist, where are you putting your hands? That's my chest!
Hey! Where are you putting your mouth? That's my mouth! Damn it, you even dare to bite me? I'll bite you back!
In short, this is the story of the poor little Jian, who transmigrated into a villain, raised a little dumpling, and ended up getting eaten by him ╭(╯ε╰)╮.
[Slow updates, but not abandoned. Read without worry.]
