The Taoist Way Doesn't Teach You to Let Go, It Teaches You to Take What You Want!

Name: The Taoist Way Doesn't Teach You to Let Go, It Teaches You to Take What You Want!
Author: Holy Crab

道门不教你放下，只教你拿下！

by Holy Crab (厚礼蟹特)

Status: Completed
Length: 753k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Zhang Jiusheng is reborn in a parallel world as the only direct disciple of the Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain. He thought he had it made and could live off incense offerings until he died. Who could have guessed that Taoism in this world had fallen into decline over the centuries? Now it's so poor, it can't even afford a bowl of pork trotter rice! He'll have to take on some side jobs! Just then, a group of government officials showed up at the mountain. The National Crematorium is hiring! Day shift: 600 a day. Night shift: 1,500 a day! It's practically free money!! Zhang Jiusheng agreed without a second thought. And then... The corpses started trembling! Purple Zombie: “Come on, man! The government says we have to be cremated, but you're using Taoist magic?!” White Zombie: “What the hell? I was just taking a nap! Did you really have to strike me with lightning?!” Vengeful Corpse: “I demand to be transferred to another crematorium! Anywhere but here! There's a living King of Hell on the premises!” Thousand-Year-Old Corpse: “Facing him, surrounded by golden light from his spell, I didn't even dare move!!”

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