[Goofy] [Wish Fulfillment] After waking up, Gu Yiyi discovered she was the beloved junior sister in a cultivation novel.
The book said she had outstanding spiritual roots and extraordinary talent. She'd inherit the legacy of a powerful senior during a trial, shine at the sect competition, and get accepted into the top sect. She was practically a walking lucky charm.
With the script in hand, Gu Yiyi promptly slung her little pack over her shoulders and charged into the sect competition. Before long, the plot had veered off its original course.
One day, she discovered she was actually the book's number one punching bag. Her talent had been stolen, her fortune snatched away, and her master and senior brothers all hated her. Gu Yiyi's mental state crumbled, and she reluctantly boarded the pirate ship.
Her new sect was great in every way except its luck. All the disciples it recruited were the book's punching bags.
The eldest senior brother, who seemed to die every other day, was a cultivation genius who willingly became someone else's lovesick doormat, only to die once his fortune ran out.
Since Gu Yiyi arrived, he stopped thinking about dying. Instead, he urged her to cultivate every day, hoping his junior sister would grow up soon so he could retire early.
The second senior brother was a highly intelligent man, a madman obsessed with alchemy. He later died suddenly from overthinking while cultivating.
Gu Yiyi tempted him: "If you don't give up on life, you only get half the fun. Second Senior Brother, when we see injustice, let's take the other road."
Second Senior Brother: "…" You used more words, so you must be right.
The third senior brother was born with a sword bone. Unable to win the woman's love, he was tricked into giving her his heart and affection. He destroyed his own Dao heart for her, then fell into ruin and died.
Gu Yiyi poked him. "What do you think of that woman? Does she make your heart flutter?"
Third Senior Brother: "Ugh!"
Gu Yiyi: Life is a journey of cultivation. You keep cultivating until you lie flat,
