Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill! Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop!
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money! Handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome! Brothers, brothers, brothers, brothers, brothers! Women, women, women, women, women, women, women!
This is a man's idea of romance!
Xiang Yu, the Hegemon King; Guan Gong, the Martial Saint; Zhao Yun of Changshan; Yuan Ba, the roc; Yue Fei, the Martial Mu; Zhuge Liang, the Marquis of Wu; Bai Qi, the Butcher of Men; Han Xin, the Immortal of War; Li Jing, the God of War; Yu Qian, the Junior Guardian; Huo Qubing, the Champion; Liu Xiu, the Meteor!
Liu Xiu, the Great Wizard; Sima Yi, immortal and undying; Cheng Yaojin, the Demon King of Chaos; Lü Bu, the slave with three surnames!
And there's Diao Chan, Xi Shi, Yang Yuhuan, Wang Zhaojun, Zhao Feiyan, Li Shishi, Chen Yuanyuan, Cai Wenji, Bu Lianshi, Sun Shangxiang, Daji, Xia Yingchun, Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, Zhen Mi, the Goddess of Luo, and Hua Tuo, the Divine Physician!
Damn, that's so well written! The protagonist summons the heroes of the ages, slays demons, and dominates the world. It is a man's passion, and the people who watch it are excited. The plot is full of ups and downs, and brings tears in the enthusiasm. It is simply an unprecedented and unprecedented masterpiece. It's awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome!
Come on! Hey, if I hadn't accidentally thought of your last book, I would have almost forgotten you (><)