Reborn: My Taxes Could Keep the Treasury Spending for a Century

Netizen: Mr. Jiaoxie, how did Mr. Chen manage to keep the World Cup at home for seven tournaments in a row?

Jiaoxie (looking proud): He spent three hundred trillion buying books, so his opponents were too intimidated to win.

Netizen: Mr. President, what do you regret most? Please explain why you imposed unilateral sanctions on Mr. Chen.

President (with a dark look): I really don’t know! The personal income tax Mr. Chen pays alone is enough to match the entire economy of our federation!

Netizen: Mr. Chen, what have you prepared for the children suffering around the world this Children’s Day?

Chen Lin: Peace.

Netizen: How will you deliver it to the children?

Chen Lin: I’ll send their enemies a thousand Dongfeng Express deliveries!