My boyfriend got diagnosed, and it turns out he really is an NPC. All I have to do is put on a white dress, pitch my voice, and call him Achen, and he’s completely under my control for three minutes. I found a photo album in his room. After flipping through a couple of pages, the truth was clear. Turns out I’m a stand-in for his white moonlight, with a 99 percent resemblance. Fine, so that’s how you want to play it? Then my next goal is to find the keywords that will make him do whatever I want.
