Only After His Canary Ran Away Did Mr. Ji Realize He Was the Stand-In

This is just writing practice, and the plot falls apart. If you’re stopping by, don’t read it, don’t read it, don’t read it, don’t read it, don’t read it, don’t read it. If you insist on reading it, don’t criticize me, don’t criticize me, don’t criticize me. I’ll do a better job with my next book.