Now That I’m Immortal, I Might as Well Strike Once

Why does everyone else’s longevity mean eternal youth and agelessness, while mine just means aging normally? It’s seriously messing with my head. One tune on the suona and a hundred charms bloom; one blast from the horn and you’re sent straight home. All that fighting and killing at the drop of a hat? Sorry, that’s not for me. I’ll just take one swing, nice and gentle. It definitely won’t hurt. What, you’re still alive? Sorry to bother you. Goodbye.