The Law-Enforcement Has-Been Goes All Out, and Every Guest Gets Cuffed

[A mutual journey through illness] [The first five chapters are slow-paced, but the story gets better from there] Cheng Shang wakes up to find she has transmigrated into an entertainment-industry novel full of waist-grabbing, red-eyed meltdowns and public scenes, as a universally hated supporting actress who dies early. Cheng Shang, a defiant rebel, says, “Whatever. I’ll handle it.” So she dominates the dating show. When faced with a greasy, middle-aged movie star who acts like everyone’s dad, she puts on her old-lady act, tears up the parking lot, and takes a seat at the dining table. “Master’s degree, doctorate? I’m a lady, damn it.” When faced with a new idol who’s two-faced, she gives him a spinning backhand slap. “Does the way I beat you remind you of your dad?” When faced with a green-tea ingénue, she dabs at her eyes with a handkerchief and leans weakly against the chest of a man with an eight-pack. “If I’d known I’d make you unhappy, Sis, I wouldn’t have come. Boo-hoo.” Her motto: when in doubt, go completely unhinged. Before long, everyone she’d mocked is caught one by one. Netizens: “We’re calling on the show’s producers to make more reality shows like this. We love them.” The crew bursts into tears in the bathroom. “Does anyone remember this is supposed to be a dating show? Hello?!” Later, Cheng Shang’s outrageous comments make the rounds again. In front of the interview cameras, a certain tycoon who has made a comeback wears the same tea-flavored expression as Cheng Shang. “Yes, I completely agree with Miss Cheng. A man should support his wife and raise his children, work on his abs in his spare time, and focus on winning his wife’s heart. A respectable man has no business putting himself in the public eye. Look at me: it’s because I’m so devoted to wifely virtue that I’ve managed to win Miss Cheng’s heart.” The whole internet explodes: “The tycoon is so in love! Begging Sister Cheng to write a book!”