Cultivating Immortality: Can You All Take This Seriously?

This one's all about absurd humor. If you don't laugh, leave a message saying the author isn't any good...

“Junior Brother, you've only just reached the peak of Qi Refining. Consolidating your cultivation is your top priority. You can't rush Foundation Establishment. Remember this wise saying: ‘Take steps too quickly, and you risk injuring the pearl beneath your crotch.’”

“Senior Brother, what does that saying mean?” Hao Chen felt like he'd heard it somewhere before.

Liu Lai stood up, stroking his beard with one hand and resting the other on his hip as he looked at Hao Chen.

“Be careful not to take too big a step, or you'll pull your balls.”

At these words, Hao Chen jumped out of bed in fright.