Naruto: After Sasuke and Naruto Become Rogue Ninjas

[Sasuke and Naruto both join Orochimaru] [Comedy + unhinged + no-brainer]

The Akatsuki actually teamed up? Turns out it’s all thanks to a transmigrator.

Now it’s Sakura’s turn to bring Sasuke and Naruto back to the village!

Naruto loses his memory and joins Orochimaru alongside Sasuke. He regains some memories partway through, but his old memories have left him with too much hatred for Konoha, so Naruto decides not to return. Deva Path Pain uses Naruto to destroy Konoha, then tries to extract the Nine-Tails from Naruto, but Sasuke saves him. The ending is happy and sweet, so don’t worry, you can read it.