[1v1 ultra-sweet romance + making money + comedy + falling hard + business + face-slapping]
[Hilarious, wildly imaginative beauty who’s great at making money + a fierce general with a hopeless romantic streak]
Let’s make money and have a laugh together!
Gu Xiaoman, a streamer on Yangdou, was struck by lightning after running her mouth online and transmigrated to ancient Liang, where she became the only daughter of county magistrate Gu Fengdeng.
Before she could rely on her father to enjoy the happy life of a pampered young lady, she found herself facing the danger of being exiled to Ningguta.
County magistrate Gu Fengdeng was an incorruptible official who knew the ways of the bureaucracy inside out:
When the boss serves food, I turn the table. When the boss isn’t drunk, I drink until I am.
When the boss sings, I change the song. When the boss walks, I take a carriage.
When the boss speaks, I chat. When the boss has private business, I blab about it.
The prefect could take no more. Slamming his hand on the table, he ordered, “After the autumn harvest, pay 200,000 taels of silver in taxes. Otherwise, the entire Gu clan will be exiled to Ningguta.”
Furious, Gu Xiaoman stormed into the prefect’s residence that night. “That old geezer wants to exile me? I’ll stitch his chrysanthemum shut!”
By day, she was a compassionate confidante, full of concern for her country and its people. By night, she was a lone vigilante, needles flashing through the air.
By day, he was a handsome and imposing general guarding the border. By night, he stole the kitchen cleaver to work at the forge.
When the two met, sparks flew in the most unexpected way:
The prefect broke down in tears. “In a single night, I couldn’t eat, and I couldn’t shit!”
How could they raise 200,000 taels of silver in just three months?
The common people were poor, but those blond foreign devils had money!
Every visitor was a guest, but the foreigners who had traveled so far were fair game for a little price gouging!
“I, Gu Nala, am the God of Making Money! Woohoo!
Let’s set a modest goal: make a billion!”
