The Eagle Keeps Making Promises, So How Did the Rabbit Bake Them All?
鹰酱画饼，兔子怎么全烙出来了？
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.0M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- 让你交作业，没让你开炮啊！Alternate title on Fanqie
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It makes me laugh so hard. It's so fucking awesome. There is no need to report the launch of a warship. There is no report for the launch, no greeting to the teacher, no lab report. You go to your own people to scare people. No one knows it, just play like a private property. We even got Level 2 security guards [smirking] [smirking] [smirking] Are we in China so unbearable? Could it be a little more outrageous?
I felt something was wrong when I arranged the female escort, but she actually became the heroine. The rating of 5.5 Is very reasonable.
Damn it... Do I have to add a word count about urging marriage? Originally, it would be difficult to write a story like this if there is an emotional scene in it. The number of words is not enough after adding a beautiful woman. The author also challenged the number of words by adding a man who urges marriage and always talks to himself 😂 First, we have to force the protagonist to go on a blind date. Then after the protagonist "missed" for a period of time, the first time I contacted him was not concern. Instead, when the protagonist couldn't explain clearly due to confidentiality, he said "I didn't do anything bad" when he said "it didn't do anything good" (misunderstanding that the protagonist went to do something with his girlfriend). It's OK to give a warning, saying that you are responsible for a girl, but you can't be completely normal and praise her. However, your "missing" cub contacted her and there was no greeting at all. Is this appropriate to say? Wow... She picked up the protagonist, right... I didn't feel the warmth of the family at all, I only felt the strong desire for control and oppression 🤦
The author is great. Is there really no female protagonist? There is a beautiful bodyguard at the beginning. It's been withdrawn, it's been said that there is no heroine yet there are so many ambiguous plots
Books of this type always have one very poisonous thing in common, that is, the protagonist in the beginning will definitely make a big fuss and impress important people, but the protagonist cannot be found...
After reading Chapter 74, it was okay, but I didn't want to read it. There were some parts that I didn't like, such as going home, going on a blind date, and seeing beautiful women. It was a bit boring and I didn't want to read it. It was a bit poisonous. Others are okay, but I have read better articles.
I couldn't help myself after reading Chapter 44. Whose navy exercises to attack a manned ship? Even a torpedo without a combat part would still make a hole when it hits it. Chapter 44 is even more outrageous. The super-powered water knife directly cuts open the manned ship... Are the people on this ship immortal? Really mindless and cool article?
Why do women account for such a high proportion of scientific articles?
I don't dislike emotional scenes, but do we have the ability to write them well? If we are not good at it, then don't write it. If the author deletes the emotional scenes, I think everyone's evaluation may be higher. 🥺
The author is not a 500,000 person. Obviously our warships and drones have surpassed the United States. The drones used by the American military and police are all purchased from our country. Why does the author write as if without black technology, we were beaten by the United States and had no power to fight back?