Siheyuan: The Brutes Came to Steal My House. They Want a Fight!

Name: Siheyuan: The Brutes Came to Steal My House. They Want a Fight!
Author: Speeding Full Throttle

四合院：禽兽上门抢房，找打！

by Speeding Full Throttle (一路狂飙飞起)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 250k Words
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After transmigrating into Love in the Courtyard, Ma Hua becomes Silly Zhu's apprentice and gets two rooms in the courtyard. As soon as he transmigrates, Silly Zhu shows up with Jia Zhangshi and orders Ma Hua to give one of his two rooms to the Jia family. Ma Hua kicks Silly Zhu to the ground and slaps Jia Zhangshi so hard she scrambles around looking for her teeth. Just then, the Divine Transfer System comes online. Ma Hua uses the Divine Transfer System to transfer his hemorrhoids onto Jia Zhangshi's face. Then he transfers his athlete's foot to Silly Zhu's head. Jia Zhangshi: Heavens above! How did my hemorrhoids end up on my face? Silly Zhu: My hair smells worse than my feet! How am I supposed to find a wife now? To get revenge on Ma Hua, Silly Zhu puts castor beans in his food, hoping to make him get diarrhea in the cafeteria and humiliate himself in front of everyone. Ma Hua uses the Divine Transfer System to transfer the laxative effect of the castor beans to Silly Zhu. Silly Zhu becomes a human sprinkler, leaving a trail of diarrhea from the cafeteria all the way to the bathroom and becoming a laughingstock at the steel mill. Yi Zhonghai and the Deaf Old Lady want revenge for Silly Zhu. They plan to go to the factory managers and get Ma Hua fired from the steel mill. Ma Hua: You want to pull rank and connections, huh? Fine! Watch this! Ma Hua uses the Divine Transfer System to transfer Deputy Director Li's syphilis to the Deaf Old Lady. Deputy Director Li feels as healthy as ever and is profoundly grateful to Ma Hua. Ma Hua then uses the Divine Transfer System to transfer Director Yang's epilepsy to Yi Zhonghai, earning Director Yang's gratitude. Director Yang: Deaf Old Lady, you lived an immoral life, caught syphilis, and now you're badmouthing Ma Hua? Get out of here! Deputy Director Li: Yi Zhonghai, your epilepsy is acting up again. You'd better stop working as a grade-eight worker and go sweep the toilets!

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