Today, I stand here and announce a major decision: I have decided to retire! Yes, I finally decided to hang my sneakers on the wall, even though the wall is already covered with my trophies and funny photos.
You know, along the way, I not only learned to dribble and dunk, but also learned how to secretly eat pizza during post-game interviews. Thanks to my teammates, especially those who helped me get water during the game, you are my backing.
I also want to thank my opponents, you taught me how to be cool on the court, even though you always said I walked. And those guys who say my crab play is ugly, thank you for making me stronger!
Finally, thank you to my family, especially my mom, whose fried chicken wings empower me on the court. Thank you for your continued support and cheers, now I'm off to enjoy some down time of my own – with more fried chicken wings and pizza, of course!
Goodbye, basketball court! Goodbye, brothers! I am Zhang Mousi, the eternal king of crabs!
