After I Transmigrated, the Slacker System Helped Me Lie Flat Through Life

[No CP + System + madness + giving up + goofy comedy + cultivation] Su Ye, the modern world's number one king of doing nothing, got so worked up cursing the author of The Nine Phoenix Saintess that he literally angered himself to death. He'd been planning to find that handsome King of Hell underground and enjoy a shameless little life with him, when a fujoshi System that had also given up on everything came out of nowhere. It also bound him to Mo Yiyuan, the Demon Lord, and Ye Guichen, the Imperial Venerable, an insanely powerful couple. The System wiped the drool off its screen. “Host, pull yourself together!” Su Ye watched the oversized live broadcast, wiped away a nosebleed, rolled his eyes, and said with disdain, “Maybe wipe the drool off your screen first...” He muttered under his breath, “I'm so excited! I thought the proportions in my fujoshi drawings were already huge, but the Demon Venerable and the Imperial Venerable go even further...” Later, after Wei Yuanqing tricked him into joining Bailan Sect, Su Ye discovered that this was no laid-back sect. It was a “wolf's den.” And the whole den was full of people with love-struck brains. Eldest Senior Sister: “He wants my life. What's one life? Why shouldn't I give it to him?” Second Senior Brother: “Big Sister likes me best. What's the harm in using my heart's blood to make her a pill?” Su Ye: “That's enough. Everyone's love-struck, and I'm the only one with a clear head.” … Meanwhile, the damn System kept coaxing Su Ye, and his cultivation kept breaking through one level after another, causing celestial phenomena. Later, Su Ye discovered that this damn System had an extraordinary identity. The Demon God raised his brows slightly. “Oh~ My good daughter, I've finally found you~”