My Husband Dies from the Start, and My Widow System Is Absolutely Unhinged

[1980s, no romance; anti-tropes, System, multiple restarts, no pocket dimension, no golden finger]

Zhou Xiaoman must have offended the god of the System. She said she was sick of stories where a woman is reborn to find her pantry overflowing and a rugged man doting on her.

Fine, then. Her husband dies right from the start. Consider it arranged. (Huh? Wait!)

You said you didn't want a good life, didn't you? (I never said that! This is a misunderstanding!)

A wicked mother-in-law, a pair of nasty neighbors, and a dozen lecherous bachelors... All right, bring them on. The more, the merrier.

System: How about a few delightful daily surprises to make trouble for you? Hehe~

At first, Zhou Xiaoman thought it was fun. She even had the time and the inclination to flirt with men everywhere. You have no idea how irresistible the young men of the 1980s are...

But the System seemed set on awarding her a chastity archway. She restarted time again and again, but every attempt came to nothing...

What was she supposed to do? When would she finally get to taste a man?

Maybe she should just give up desire and embrace a quiet life?

Ha! This mischievous, twisted System had no intention of letting her live in peace as a widow~

Her mother-in-law was a widow too? Then she'd find her mother-in-law a husband!

Her brother-in-law had a crush on her? Then she'd find him a wife!

Her late husband's childhood friend wanted to marry her? Then she'd find the friend a wife!

Marry them off, one after another.

But she was exhausted. When could she finally lie flat?

What? She had to be widowed seven times before the System would let her go?

Help...