You Can't Beat Me, I Can Control Diarrhea!

Fellow Taoist dare to mess with me, are you ready to die? You can control swords, he can control fire, you didn't expect that I can control Yoneda Kyou. With just a few moves, your stomach will growl with pain, and even a Mahayana monk will have diarrhea in public. I have been practicing in seclusion in order to ascend to the immortal world. It's a pity that the unorthodox techniques have prevented me from building the foundation, and I'm stuck at the 80 million level of Qi refining. Today, one hundred million years later, I plan to leave the country and see the outside world.